These standings come way too soon.

So I was a bit excited today after Chelsea managed to get a win in style (it's honestly felt like ages since that has happened - wait, it actually has been). So I decided to compile everyone's predictions for the EPL this year for the friendly competition and write a script that calculates the standings (I'm lazy). I almost certainly made a mistake in the tables below or in my code implementation so let me know if I made a mistake (and if not, I'll definitely double-check everything anyways).

Also, I already love Conte so I'll just leave this here...

Annie

Leading Scorer: Harry Kane - 25 goals

Place	Team
1	Manchester City
2	Tottenham
3	Manchester United
4	Arsenal
5	Liverpool
6	Chelsea
7	West Ham
8	Leicester City
9	Everton
10	Stoke City
11	Southampton
12	Crystal Palace
13	Swansea City
14	Watford
15	Bournemouth
16	Burnley
17	Middlesbrough
18	West Bromwich Albion
19	Sunderland
20	Hull City

Ayo

Leading Scorer: Sergio Agüero - 26 goals

Place	Team
1	Manchester City
2	Arsenal
3	Manchester United
4	Tottenham
5	Chelsea
6	Liverpool
7	West Ham
8	Leicester City
9	Everton
10	Stoke City
11	Southampton
12	Watford
13	Swansea City
14	Crystal Palace
15	Middlesbrough
16	Sunderland
17	West Bromwich Albion
18	Burnley
19	Bournemouth
20	Hull City

Bolivar

Leading Scorer: Sergio Agüero - 26 goals

Place	Team
1	Tottenham
2	Chelsea
3	Manchester City
4	Manchester United
5	West Ham
6	Liverpool
7	Arsenal
8	Everton
9	Leicester City
10	Stoke City
11	Southampton
12	Watford
13	Swansea City
14	Crystal Palace
15	Bournemouth
16	Middlesbrough
17	West Bromwich Albion
18	Sunderland
19	Hull City
20	Burnley

/ Bryce

Leading Scorer: Sergio Agüero - 26 goals

Place	Team
1	Manchester City
2	Manchester United
3	Tottenham
4	Arsenal
5	Chelsea
6	Leicester City
7	West Ham
8	Everton
9	Liverpool
10	Stoke City
11	Crystal Palace
12	Watford
13	Swansea City
14	Southampton
15	Burnley
16	Middlesbrough
17	West Bromwich Albion
18	Bournemouth
19	Sunderland
20	Hull City

Colin

Leading Scorer: Sergio Agüero - 25 goals

Place	Team
1	Manchester City
2	Manchester United
3	Chelsea
4	Arsenal
5	West Ham
6	Tottenham
7	Leicester City
8	Liverpool
9	Stoke City
10	Bournemouth
11	Southampton
12	Watford
13	Everton
14	Burnley
15	West Bromwich Albion
16	Swansea City
17	Sunderland
18	Crystal Palace
19	Middlesbrough
20	Hull City

Corrine

Leading Scorer: Zlatan Ibrahimovic- 22 goals

Place	Team
1	Manchester City
2	Manchester United
3	Arsenal
4	Tottenham
5	Chelsea
6	Liverpool
7	Leicester City
8	Southampton
9	West Ham
10	Stoke City
11	Sunderland
12	Everton
13	Bournemouth
14	Crystal Palace
15	Middlesbrough
16	West Bromwich Albion
17	Watford
18	Burnley
19	Swansea City
20	Hull City

/ Jesse

Leading Scorer: Oliver Giroud - 27 goals

Place	Team
1	Manchester City
2	Tottenham
3	Leicester City
4	Arsenal
5	Manchester United
6	Liverpool
7	Swansea City
8	Chelsea
9	Watford
10	Stoke City
11	Southampton
12	Bournemouth
13	West Ham
14	Everton
15	West Bromwich Albion
16	Crystal Palace
17	Sunderland
18	Burnley
19	Middlesbrough
20	Hull City

Katie

Leading Scorer: Sergio Agüero - 25 goals

Place	Team
1	Manchester City
2	Manchester United
3	Liverpool
4	Tottenham
5	Chelsea
6	Arsenal
7	West Ham
8	Leicester City
9	Southampton
10	Stoke City
11	Everton
12	Swansea City
13	Crystal Palace
14	Watford
15	West Bromwich Albion
16	Bournemouth
17	Middlesbrough
18	Burnley
19	Sunderland
20	Hull City

Kika

Leading Scorer: Sergio Agüero - 23 goals

Place	Team
1	Arsenal
2	Manchester City
3	Manchester United
4	Liverpool
5	Leicester City
6	Tottenham
7	Chelsea
8	West Ham
9	Southampton
10	Everton
11	Stoke City
12	Swansea City
13	Watford
14	Crystal Palace
15	Middlesbrough
16	Sunderland
17	Burnley
18	West Bromwich Albion
19	Hull City
20	Bournemouth

Kyle

Leading Scorer: Sergio Agüero - 25 goals

Place	Team
1	Southampton
2	Manchester City
3	West Ham
4	Watford
5	Middlesbrough
6	Burnley
7	Everton
8	Liverpool
9	Bournemouth
10	Hull City
11	Chelsea
12	West Bromwich Albion
13	Tottenham
14	Stoke City
15	Sunderland
16	Manchester United
17	Arsenal
18	Leicester City
19	Crystal Palace
20	Swansea City

Laura

Leading Scorer: Zlatan Ibrahimovic - 21 goals

Place	Team
1	Manchester United
2	Leicester City
3	Arsenal
4	Manchester City
5	Chelsea
6	Tottenham
7	Southampton
8	Liverpool
9	Stoke City
10	Watford
11	West Bromwich Albion
12	Bournemouth
13	West Ham
14	Everton
15	Burnley
16	Middlesbrough
17	Swansea City
18	Crystal Palace
19	Sunderland
20	Hull City

Sanjay

Leading Scorer: Harry Kane - 24 goals

Place	Team
1	Manchester City
2	Manchester United
3	Chelsea
4	Tottenham
5	Leicester City
6	Arsenal
7	Liverpool
8	West Ham
9	Everton
10	Stoke City
11	Swansea City
12	Middlesbrough
13	Southampton
14	Watford
15	Crystal Palace
16	Burnley
17	West Bromwich Albion
18	Bournemouth
19	Sunderland
20	Hull City

Yep. 1-2-3. I guess this is clear proof that Derbyshires are the best.

ABOUT SANJAY

Ukulele strummer, milk enthusiast, and sushi connoisseur. Was the leading scorer on my amateur soccer team last season. I'm also a true nerd at heart and an aspiring rocket scientist.